My land

u can never beat a my land.
by November 26, 2021
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Yank My Noodle Dandy

When you're in the act of giving a hand-job whilst whistling "Yankee Doodle Dandy". The object is to make the guy cum during the course of the song or have to repeat until he does. Same scenario can happen also while a guy is masturbating.
I was giving my boyfriend a handy J and started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy, cuz it was 4th of July and when I got to the up-tempo part he was screaming Yank My Noodle Dandy.
by BananaSlammer June 03, 2021
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Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"
by thndrchunky December 02, 2016
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come fix my wifi box

girl: come fix my wifi box😏

boy: okay bet 🐱🐱🐱
by contralto July 27, 2021
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smoke my ashes

When your paying exaggerated compliments to someone.
- OMG, You look great!! What happened?! Has your fairy godmother visited you?
- You smoke my ashes, man! Thanks, but I just lost a few pounds.
by WASPish girl October 10, 2019
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hold my chop cheese

A big insult among New Yorkers saying this to someone can lead to physical altercations resulting in someone getting hurt. Use these words wisely in NYC
Shut up and hold my chop cheese!
by PapiDagraon August 26, 2022
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bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart
doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain
by BelgiumBoy69 August 09, 2021
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