dick andrew

The sluggishest vodka and lemonade drinking random sand person ever to be found in a northern German country. His drink pouring skills match his beard growing skills - short and hairy.
His name comes from the way he treats the girls around him - dickishly!
Who would ever go drinking with him! only for his dance moves, which are rather amusing.

Oh dear dick Andrew is here, well at least we can watch mean.

by katicool March 26, 2018

sucking his dick

something i would really love to be doing right now if i was at my boyfriends house !!

i love sucking his dick <3

by gchexu October 8, 2023

girly dick

A penis that is so small in size, it looks like a woman's clit.

Hey Melvin, I saw Jason in the bathroom, he had to sit to pee cause of his girly dick.

by KaiFoxxx July 23, 2022

shit dick

the end product of anal sex with a crusty dude & dirty skank

"yo man i heard hailey graham gave nick hoseman shit dick"
"figures, she's a nasty ass hoe who enjoys it up the ass"

by tomark182 June 16, 2016

good boy dick

See Polite Asshole.

“He’s a good boy dick.”

by Nicholette831 October 25, 2023

gave it the dick

When an individual completes an activity exceptionally well.

Bill: How did that interview go?

Al: I just gave it the dick

by Bushdidharabme November 12, 2018

Clit dick

A dick that’s so small it looks like a clit or a clit so big it looks like a dick.

“Dude she said grant has a clit dick.”
“Bro dad cursed us with a clit dick”
“I was drinking with her and she whipped out her clit dick.”

by Littletickle July 9, 2022