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because ur a bitch ass nigga

this is the typical sentence or “roast”, a peanut head, big toothed, lisp bigger than a fucking football field, kid would say when he feels left out of the situation.
by joseph christopher mother November 2, 2019
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ass sore

When you take a shit and it feels like your asscheeks are being ripped apart from wiping.
John: man.. that was a huge ass sore, i kept clenching my buttcheeks..
by littlelillies March 18, 2014
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Ass Tax

When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.
“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”

“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”

“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021
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ass

What an ass...
by sneakylauren09 February 25, 2019
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Ass Muncher

Someone who tends to eat alot of ass in a violent manner.
Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.
by Dick sucking coon January 2, 2017
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National grab ass day

On October 6th you are permitted to grab any friends ass
Me:guess what it’s National grab ass day
You:gets ass grabbed
by Sussy Baja October 6, 2021
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DUMB ASS

Being a dumb ass is to do something against what your COMMON SENSE would tell you to do
Using “Za warudo” in front of the smartest crusader. NOW JOSEPH KNOWS YOU HAVE TIME STOP DUMB ASS. kakyoin will send a message to him and you. will. die. dio.
by NotAJJBAfan February 24, 2021
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