apply glue to ass

synonym for kys
originated from a reddit post
the logic behind it is that if you apply glue to your ass you will eventually die of not being able to shit

little fucking rat: tax evasion is bad!
swag guy: apply glue to ass

by Crackenheim November 15, 2025

hoe ass nigga

Somebody that you don't fuck with

Terry Crews is a hoe ass nigga

by Lord of The Smart Niggas September 21, 2023

slap ass day

15. desember
You get to slap anyone’s ass for a whole day
National slap ass day is where you Walk up to a girlfriend or boyfriend or someone and slap there bum

slap ass day

by ShrekFan420 December 14, 2020

Box of Ass

A description for a smelly room, usually after someone cracks one off

Who just shat themselves?? It's a box of ass in here!

by Brobacca June 9, 2011

Eat Ass

Eating ass is another way to say that an individual or group failed miserably, usually in competition with another individual or group.

“I heard you lost the game!”
“Yeah, we ate ass.”
“That sucks, hopefully you don’t eat ass next week too!”

by bubbagumpy June 7, 2021

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

sit ass

sit ass (verb - intransitive) - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (own's) ass".

Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.

by often delighted February 24, 2022