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Monkey dick punch

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023
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Dicked out

To be inlove with a boy. You’d do anything for him and you can’t get over him. (Doesn’t always mean it’s a good thing, sometimes they can use this against you”
“You dicked out.”
“Bro your dicked out , your miserable.”
by mmheyy December 21, 2020
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Dick

A guys Winnie /pp
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Urban Dicks

The people who misspell definitions on Urban Dictionary about sex.
Regular writing (UD in 2004) Cookie - A cookie is a delicious, yummy, and tasty food. The most popular kind of cookie is colored orange with brown chocolate chips. They contain sugar, salt.....
Urban Dicks writing (UD now) Cookie - A cuky iz u wominz vulvu and vaginu dat u kan insrt yor peenis in.
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 2, 2021
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Bag of Dicks

A bag filled with dicks. A way to say disgusting.
I will hit you with a bag of dicks. I look like a bag of dicks.
by Badussyeater24/7 June 12, 2022
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Dick and Balls

Its the male genitals, the balls hurt when you give em pain
Hey, you like dick and balls?
by homosexualmalechild96 November 21, 2019
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Commando Dick

When your dick gets tactical nearby pussies, A very common thing, Similar to other dick tactics but silent
Bob: Sam, I went commando dick on this lady
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from
by Sanitito January 1, 2017
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