by Joey miller “lard ass” February 26, 2024
Get the boy ass niggamug. Used for jeans or shorts, it's when they wrinkle and/or are not tight-fitting around your butt, making your butt look saggy and unflattering.
by anonymous April 11, 2023
Get the Saggy Ass Syndromemug. this is the typical sentence or “roast”, a peanut head, big toothed, lisp bigger than a fucking football field, kid would say when he feels left out of the situation.
by joseph christopher mother November 2, 2019
Get the because ur a bitch ass niggamug. by Littletyke May 19, 2017
Get the tall tree lookin assmug. I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll penetrate You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass
Oh, Yes!
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll penetrate You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful ass
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass
Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
Get the what a wonderful assmug. A creature shrouded in mystery, it's very name misleads people in search of it. The ass goblin isn't a goblin which resides in the buttocks. But from behind it's façade It does in fact simply spend it's entire existence eating out its own ass. Only taking brief moments to spout out closet narcissism.
Sarah said to Jackson " You're such an Ass Goblin, no one can talk unless you dictate the conversation"
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
Jackson replied "but you just don't say the right things and this one time when I was a kid...".
by Streaks and Marks May 14, 2018
Get the Ass goblinmug. When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.
“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”
“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”
“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”
“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”
by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021
Get the Ass Taxmug.