Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.

Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.

by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022

My (fucking) ass

British slang. Used to express disbelief.

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day”

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day , my (fucking) ass”

by Twistedmint March 19, 2022

ass mood

A state of pleasantness only described by ones thoughts overwhelmed with butts and beaches

Such a beautiful day puts me in a good ass mood

"Why's Karen so happy today" "she just got back from Florida stuck in that ass mood"

by mcnazty March 20, 2022

An Aroseabeth ass whooping

When Aroseabeth beat bitches tf that’s her!!!

She gave her an Aroseabeth ass whooping she fck her up

by Coochie destroyers by man March 21, 2022

Among ass

Among ass is a sussier version of among us. Among ass usually includes furries repeately beating each other with paddles until they shart themself.

My fat "among ass" is jiggling through my fur suit,

by FATBROWNLOG March 21, 2022

Birthday Ass Pic

Get a free ass picture for your birthday

1: It's my Birthday

2: For real? Here's a Birthday Ass Pic

by Cupcakes69420 March 21, 2022

National Grab Ass

on March 23th, it's national grab ass day.

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by Theraxlha March 22, 2022