national calvin.skims day

in honor of his heroic drinking effort that may never be truly matched
buffalo chicken quesadilla was also involved

Yo, it’s a great day, can’t wait to celebrate national calvin.skims day by shotgunning 2 mikey harders and bowl calls

by leChina james April 23, 2021

Nude day

1.A day where we acknowledge that nudity is art.
2. A day where nude sharing is totally normal, even between friends

Today is nude day, nude!!!

by Mevrik April 23, 2021

Beach Day

Take your hamster to the beach- maybe then it’ll love you

Hey hammy! It’s Beach Day!!!

by Goose.5123 April 24, 2021

national shush day

national shush day is a a day in which anyone can be shushed especially teachers and people who think they are superior

mrs smith: YOUR NOT ALOUD TO WEAR THAT YOU ASSHOLE

jemima: shush.

mrs smith: WHO ARE YOU ASKING TO SHUSH
jemima: you. its national shush day.
mrs smith: OOPSIES IM SO SORRY I WILL SHUSH NOW

by v4mp1r3t0ad April 24, 2021

pretzel day

pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ

Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

National Drama Day

April 25th is national drama day lol just make fun of people u hate

"WOO NATIONAL DRAMA DAY TIME TO GO BULLY LEVI, MUFFIN AND PRO"

by literalbeekay April 24, 2021

National Chocolate Cake Day

National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.

“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”

by iiELL4 April 24, 2021