My bby Mickayla

She is the most beautiful girl in the world and she has such an amazing personality and I love everything about her she has the sweetest personality and is so kind and caring to animals and everyone else ...she is the definition of perfection 🥺.....and she has the most beautiful eyes ever that I could stare at all day and never get bored they are so colourful and vibrant I have never seen a girl as Beautiful as her and also her smile is so cute and adorable and it could light up the whole world in seconds.....and out of Everyone you will ever meet she will be the best ...and She is a beautiful gay god that is also so fuckinggg hot and cute

I love youuuuuu and so does my dog

Me: SHE IS THE GAY GOD AND SHE IS PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND HOT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS HER AND IVE NEVER LOVED ANYONE AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY BBY MICKAYLA

the people reading this:THIS PERSON IS SUCH A FUCKING SIMP FOR THIS GIRL

by Mickayla I perfect 🥺 November 23, 2021

I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012

vaseline my wein

When you rub the ol willy with sum Vaseline.

I just Want to Vaseline my wein and give sum fuk!!!

by Not vexilitys May 30, 2018

My direct line

25 kids 75 ex's 1000000 hired security

My direct line could triangulate in 7s three times M4 RPGs and flashbangs mk6s and aks

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

my lizzy

Like a friend or girlfriend

Hey, that's my Lizzy best friend /girlfriend /Partner

by Fearless July 29, 2017

Crimp My Curl

1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.

2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.

3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun

1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?

2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.

3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl

by DumbeeDydo July 2, 2018