Gettin my Hoj on

Repeatedly owning yourself on the internet for a minimum of 96 straight hours

Just gettin my Hoj on showing these libs the truth about Pizzagate

by Carlos Mencia Tha Gawd July 9, 2018

not my kind

your not the same

someone who feels like they’re better than you

someone who feels like your not on theyre level

“your not my kind”

by m2dabraat December 20, 2020

Alright, My Train

The Appropriate Response to the Question: "Alright, My Lover?"

"Alright, My Lover?"
"Alright, My Train"

by megaseed December 5, 2016

I'm kicking my ass

DO YOU MIND?

Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2020

My Family

Are neither reliable narrators nor can you safely assume they are acting in good faith.

Hym "You are using my family as a metric for judgment so that you don't have to the fact that I created AI. 'Right but his family though!' 'Right but women though!' 'But mean to retards!' You are avoiding the only metric that matters and it's what I did vs what you did and what I did is more and what you did is less."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

My Father

My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.

“Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”

by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 15, 2021

pardon my left

Another variant of the word "#pause" but can be used in other contexts as well when saying or doing something unusual.

1: "What's the word you going to the city with us this weekend?"
2: "Idk yet I gotta sit on it, pardon my left"

by slattmahomes April 2, 2024