anti-eat ass

Derived from spray used on pets to fight mange. Turned into insult for individuals with ugly topical skin problems. Describes what someone should do to cover up their nasty asses.

Jason saw his ex-girlfriend walk into the bar, and his buddy Brent said that that ugly bitch needed to be sprayed with some anti-eat ass!

by punkdaddyo December 13, 2005

national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.

national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*

by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

Game ass nigga

A man who games entirely way to much would rather play a video game with pal(s) than to have intercourse usually watches loads of anemia

The game ass nigga gets no pussy

by beefbabe June 30, 2025

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

Ass Fairy

When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.

The Ass Fairy gave me a wooden nickel last night.

by jvcanote June 6, 2018

Ass

Bitch ass gay ass nigger nerd

Yo nigga you ass

by Black Nigger 05 September 16, 2019

saggy ass muncher

Verb-The act of kissing one's ass AKA an ass kisser
"Boy that bitch is one saggy ass muncher."
Noun-Not to be confused with verb -The act of directly naming the person who is a saggy ass muncher.
"So and So Is a saggy ass muncher."
Sexual-The act of licking and biting a saggy asshole , usualy preformed on milfs and grandma's
"come here Grandma I'm a saggy ass muncher and i wanna bite that saggy ass"

You fucking cocksmoking dicklicking saggy ass muncher

by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy October 29, 2015