poop gun

When your lower colon is fully loaded with 1-3 large fully digested meals and you're ready to fire the unwanted poop (bullets) into the nearest outhouse, toilet, bush, or ladies chest that you can locate.

Tony: Man, my folks took me to the all you can sushi buffet last night for dinner before I had to go meet up with Tina at her apartment. Needless to say my poop gun was fully loaded and I was itching to pull the trigger when I got to her apartment. Fortunately, she let me fire my "browning bullets" right into her chest. Dude, I was so relieved when my poop gun chamber was all empty, but gosh did I cause A LOT of damage to her tits.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

poop on a popsicle

a popsicle stick shoved right up a persons asshole, and when you take it out there is poop on it

ah poop on a popsicle

by _bubbles_ January 25, 2017

poop stuck

Poop stuck is a feeling post pooping , it can create a sense of paralysis. As one starts to walk the victim feels like the sphincter is locked and it can stop you in your tracks. As the sphincter cools it unlocks and the person is able to freely move.

" I'm not sure what I ate last night, but I was absolutely poop stuck this morning"

by Ivan barrister June 1, 2023

poop listener

People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.

Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!

All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!

by thebigsaaved December 6, 2013

Poop Pocket

When you have bursts of air between your poop and there is a high powered fart.

Man. That was such a good poop, I had poop pockets. It was so relieving.

by NotUrUwU April 18, 2021

poop bubble

poop bubble is when you poop and it pops

i just made a poop bubble in my pants

by dodo jojo November 3, 2020

vent poop

When the layer of dust on the outside of an air vent in a house, hospital or building, randomly falls and lands on you.

I was evaluating a patient in the Emergency Room and suddenly something fell from the ceiling and landed on my leg! I looked down and it was a handful of thick vent poop!

by SimpleDiane November 11, 2014