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Virgin Cucumber

A penis that has never been in a woman's hands
Jodi Georgia's has a virgin cucumber
by BlackMoon1 May 20, 2023
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Virgin

A slang term used to describe a person who manages their time very poorly; so much so that they become an inconvenience to others; slow, inefficient, indecisive
"Oh you're late again, that is so virgin of you!"

"You move like a virgin!"
by Silly Nilly Goose June 1, 2023
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virginity reaper

Sluts who only have sex with virgins who call you mommy
"The virginity reaper has reaped again"
by srahswrld March 7, 2023
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Virgin

state of the human being who has not had sexual intercourse
OMG!, look at jp, he will be virgin por life
by Anduwkfbaignahxf March 11, 2023
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Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
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Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
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virginity

by BabbleBoy January 29, 2023
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