A certain finished club based in the greater Manchester region but majority of their fans are glory hunters from London. They are lead by their able and wonderful captain Harry Maguire. Some of the notable people who played in this disgusting club include Pendaldo, madman Penandes, De gea, Shitsandro martinez and local Politician Marcus Trashford. With the able guidance of Dutch gaffer Erik Ten Hag, they are surely going no where and need to be disbanded. They are famous for hating on their owners (the glazers) using them as a scapegoat after losing a match but real football fans know Sergio Aguero and Lionel Messi own that club.
Manchester United will be the end of Sir Alex Ferguson.
If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United
I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni
If you are having a bad day, just know someone out there supports Manchester United
I personally think Sancho from Manchester United should quit football and join Uni
by Messigrande_ October 6, 2022
Get the Manchester Unitedmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Inidividuals Pleading In THe United States Of AMerica Is Finny<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A milk unit is any easy to use conversion from Imperial to Metric for measuring weight. People who have only used pounds (lbs) don’t have an easy way to understand how much an object my weigh in kilograms. However, most people familiar with pounds will also be familiar with gallons and will also understand what that amount of weight feels like. A gallon of liquid generally weighs around 3.75 kg, so two gallons would be 7.5 kg. This would be know as 2 MUs.
The flight has a strict carry-on restriction of 7.5 kilos. How much is that?
15lbs?
Yeah, but how heavy do you think my bag is?
Feels like it’s 2 Milk Units. You’re good.
15lbs?
Yeah, but how heavy do you think my bag is?
Feels like it’s 2 Milk Units. You’re good.
by mo0 December 27, 2019
Get the Milk Unitmug. 1) An elite group of trained assasins that take on various missions.
2) An action or set of actions that are performed in a tatctical yet badass fashion which result in a) severe bodily harm, or b) large amount of collateral damage.
2) An action or set of actions that are performed in a tatctical yet badass fashion which result in a) severe bodily harm, or b) large amount of collateral damage.
Bad Guy 1: Holy shit, is that Unit 13?
Bad Guy 2: Hell yes! We better get the fuck out of here.
Bystander 1: Wow did you see that merc Unit 13 all those tangos?
Bad Guy 2: Hell yes! We better get the fuck out of here.
Bystander 1: Wow did you see that merc Unit 13 all those tangos?
by warmachine1981 February 22, 2010
Get the Unit 13mug. Families who have 2~4 children and a 1 pet in order to be showcased on the Happy Family sticker on their cars' rear windshields.
You can spot a Happy Family unit from a mile away; they always have that Happy Family sticker proudly displaying their two kids and a fluffy dog on the rear windshield of their cars!
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
Get the Happy Family unitmug. 
Term for the UK, employed by truck drivers who are being delayed for days on end trying to deal with all the new customs paper work, Kent Access Permits etc. caused by brexit.
I've been fucked about for two days in United Whoredom. Now the best thing: I arrived in Germany, it took 15 minutes".
by currywuss January 18, 2021
Get the United Whoredommug.