Uncle Bruce

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.
Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"
by TheDeadYeti November 27, 2023
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Uncle Jimmie'd

To be violently mauled with a spoon.
I heard Fred got uncle Jimmie'd at Denny's last week.
by Squawkinator July 31, 2024
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uncle thomas

A redneck insult describing A white person who favors blacks vs. Thier own race
( The white version of an "uncle tom". )
"Joey is wearing fubu jeans , a mecca shirt , and a Durag" , "that kid is such an uncle thomas"
by BIGSEAN727 October 04, 2015
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uncle ej

Someone with thick legs ,claims to be a gangster , soon to be a doctor, loves his children :)
She : Uncle Ej rocks!
She: I know right he is super smart with thick legs!
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Uncle trine

The gayest uncle you could ever have !!
My uncle trine is very gay and funny
by Papigonzales November 24, 2021
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Uncle rico

Kid1 (finished test)
Uncle Rico (still writing name and date)
by That one guy who hates the dod November 18, 2018
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