Doin' a Twinkle

This is when a person disappears without telling anybody where they are going and for how long. The person doing a twinkle either is found completely oblivious that they are "missing" or they return as stealthily as when they left

Person 1: Dude where did Bernie go?
Person 2: I don't know, I didn't see him go, he's doin' a Twinkle

by Nikkagee January 25, 2011

Pooped a Twinkie

to recoil in horror

When Betty came home and saw her son on the couch with a girl, she about pooped a twinkie

by Geeeeeeeee2 June 7, 2011

Deep Fried Twinkie

When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.

Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.

Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!

Spank: No fucking way!

by Poondawg9 June 7, 2018

How can a star twinkle its way into the dark and can't shine a way out?

A question you know that is best opposed to herself and a question you might automatically say out of the blue when you are talking to her; if at some point you meet a distressed traumatized female with "Carol Anne" for a first name and "Star" as a last name; who has either had an abusive or a stressful past life and is always mean, angry, defensive, panicky, and holds a bizzare negative opinion in regards to nearly everything that brings us human beings together! Things like sex, dating, pregnancy, children, babies, love, marriage, kissing, and cuddling...

It's not easy for anybody! We all got our own issues to handle and we all go through bad things but having the last name star, one would assume you'd be hella tougher coping than the rest of us. You're a star and stars are bright! How can a star twinkle its way into the dark and can't shine a way out? Use your light and step away from the darkness Carolanne Star! Otherwise you'll end up just like starlight.sl1996

by Ertten Ques October 5, 2019

pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.

Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.

by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020

Sub to twinkle on YouTube

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by Roblox ya September 28, 2020

Drink till you twink

When you drink so much that you throw up until you’re a twink.

Person 1:I’m on the drink till you twink diet.
Person 2: I’m worried about you.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX December 11, 2020