Finger Pussy

Finger Pussy: When two people combine their hands in a praying cross figure and open one side, Each participant has their own view.

Example: put your hands together palms touching, all of your fingers should be touching. Now make Spok hands as in seperate the ring and middle fingers, and insert into a partners hands who's also are in the same position as yours. making the + shape. Now slightly open your hands and take a peek at your finger pussy..

John: hey Suzanne wanna see my finger pussy?"
Suzanne: "Fuck you Frank."
<blamm lawsuit.>> lol

NOW GO PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS..!!
example is do it with a friend and see for yourself your very own Finger Pussy
by truMichael January 24, 2014
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[Messy] [Fingers]

The procedure of getting your 'fingers messy' when fingering your girl, in other words masturbating a girl for their pleaure
'have fun with ure bitch'
'yeah i got some messy fingers'
'well in blud'
by cally bads December 07, 2008
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finger jockey

A person who after inserting their finger in an anus, genital area or otherwise offensive odor producing area, whipes said finger in random places to transfer the smell. Similar to a stink palm but smaller.
Tom was a total finger jockey. I could smell his girl friend's vagina on the door handle.
by hgeer3 June 03, 2010
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Fat Fingered

To mess up a typed document with misspellings (typos)

To Be porked or screwed by someone.
That letter got fat fingered, Obviously someone can't type!

I got fat fingered last night yo...
by Dani3ll3 March 09, 2012
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The Bong Finger

The act of putting your right hand palm up, flicking the middle finger back and forward whilst saying "BONG!" to vulgarly arouse a young girl or boy.

Can also used to intimidate a friend or PE teacher by "bong fingering" their rectum or testicles.
Gaz : "How can I arouse the potential Ryan?"
Ryan : "Use the Bong Finger!"
Gaz : "BONG BONG BONG"
Potential : Oooooohhhhhh.... *orgasms*
by Kitchhh May 17, 2010
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hidden finger

The act of angrily giving the finger to someone after you have left the room so they could not see you.
The angry wife left the living room and gave her husband the hidden finger to show her disapproval of his lazy day spent on the couch.
by Funnier Than Most February 08, 2011
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