I don't want to ruin our friendship

Means that there is no way in hell that they'd even think about going out with you.

Of cour Iyou're an amazing person and I'm really flattered that you've considered asking me out, but...I don't want to ruin our friendship.

by Carolwashy July 11, 2004

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I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

by MCGONN June 18, 2009

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don't let the dogs pound up in here

your roommate,parents,or girlfriend Don't want your friends in the house when thier gone

boyfriend:hey I'm playing poker with my friends later on
girlfriend:honey please don't let the dogs pound up in here
boyfriend:why not
girlfriend:because they are low lifes

by slim thug jr December 11, 2014

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Please Don't Add Your Own Soundtrack

Something you say to a noisy person in a movie. An alternative to telling them to shut the fuck up

Will you be quiet, please don't add your own soundtrack

by Treysteroid Of Youtube December 29, 2010

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Don't tell me tell your mom

Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.

David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.

by FrznYgrt January 26, 2020

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