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Matthew

The most annoying kid in the universe who can’t stop talking.
Matthew: *SINGS LOUD IN CLASS*
Girl 1: SHUT UP!
by MayoDaPotato January 22, 2025
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Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academy

Ormiston Sir Stanley Matthews Academy seems good, do you go there
It's a living hell, trust me
by demigoggle September 7, 2021
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Matthew Hope

A "Matthew Hope" is an asshole who constantly starts drama and destroys things. This hopeless asshole destroys nearly everything he touches from machining equipment to the fabric of the universe itself.
Matthew Hope just drilled a hole through the soap dispenser in engineering class, what a retard!
by PeePeePooPooAhh November 8, 2020
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Matthew welcome

A Matthew welcome is a great person and he loves to tease people by tazing them or Slapping their thighs. But he usually has Irish red hair and can be mean at some times.
Damn my thighs hurt.
Did Matthew welcome do it?
Yeah...
by Batcat21st September 4, 2018
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matthew

hes short, kinda annoying, can be nice but looks like spongebob
matthew is so short lmfao
by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020
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Matthew

Matthew is very stupid but smarter than Ryan. The only game hes good at is PePePooPoo check. He also LOVES MACKENSE
Matthew touches himself to much.
by Rhinothealbino69420 August 20, 2020
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St Matthew High School

Known for the funniest class ever in history (804). Funny popular kids. A bunch of clowns in 7/8. iPhone SE’s. THICCOLASSSSSSSS. A man who had a shit load of tik tok followers. Kids who did Washroom Wednesday. The people who go to St Matts in 2019 are having a great time at least for the 7-9.
St Matthew High School is the best school

Oh really?

Yeah
by Biggest Jester August 28, 2019
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