lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018

cherry lick

Cherry lick. A common abbreviation for Cunnilingus. To lick the cherry of a woman or to dine at the Y.

Did she give you a blowjob first? Or was your time for a Cherry lick?

by Goatbein December 18, 2022

lick the dinosaur

Giving an elderly woman oral sex.

Come here and lick the dinosaur!

by GMan the grey July 22, 2021

Hit a lick

Stealing things from school for clout

“Hay have you heard of the new TikTok trend hit a lick?”

by Ur_m0m_ September 16, 2021

Devious lick

a lick that is most devious and powerful when acquired

maggie: i found the most devious lick at school today

kaela: what is it?
maggie: a school bathroom stall door 🥶😈

by maggieyourmom September 9, 2021

devious lick

A shitty way of admitting you’ve stolen something from your school.

The school had to put security guards outside of the bathroom because of all the people doing devious licks

by maddiewastaken September 17, 2021

Lick The Tarts

Big Fart Poop Eats Tarts! when a fat guy eats tarts and farts and you lick the fart cloud.

My Fat friend loves to Lick The Tarts turds

by Not a woman. I am MAN! November 18, 2017