cum oven

a womans private parts

she bent over and i slid it right into her cum oven

by bubtheboss March 30, 2008

cum drops

similar to gum drops, just made from semen instead of sugar

My girlfriend really enjoyed the cum drops that I put in her mouth

by so big June 10, 2013

gracie cummings

Perfect

Wow she MUST be Gracie Cummings!

by Me&You=crazy October 29, 2013

cum monger

Someone who lives to suck men dry and lap up every last drop of cum and will never let any touch the floor

Nigga 1 " Damn nigga I was with dis skeez last night and she be a fiend for the jizz."

Nigga 2 "Damn nig how u got luck like dat my bitch be hatin it when i cum in her mouth."

Nigga 1 " Ya ma nig dat bitch be a cum monger."

by Hooligans CG November 13, 2015

cum chickens

This act involves two males, standing toe to toe, jerking off. The bro's must maintain eye contact and good communication to ensure they climax at the exact same second.

Just before blast off, our two heroes must press their pee holes together and ensure a tight seal. At the moment of truth, the winner is determined by one of the involved party's jizz, pushing into the opening of the loser's dick and forcing itself inside. This blowback effect causes the loser's spunk to also put on the brakes and drive in reverse up our fallen bro's urethra.

The winner is entitled to a light slap on the loser's cheek and whisper into his ear, "cum chickens".

Hey bro, wanna play a game of cum chickens? Loser buys dinner.

by Chkn man March 8, 2016

The Cum Down

After a male is finally able to ejaculate, he experiences a situation where he comes back down to his normal self as if from Mr. Hyde back to Dr. Jekyll.

*watching porn*
Male: "This is great!"
*ejaculates*
Male: "WTF AM I WATCHING? WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES? WHY IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE? I HATE THE CUM DOWN!"

by Beanbah123 April 6, 2016

Cum flower

When you bust into an intricate design of a flower then freeze it. When solid take it and throw that flower into the woman’s pussy and give her anal while she gets pregnant off of your frozen cum.

I cum flowered Her last night. I now am the new father of 3 children. I gotta fucking dip!

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018