text masturbator

someone who likes/tapbacks their own text message; also: text masturbation

It's inevitable that Stewé will tapback his own texts; that text masturbator is the only one who thinks he's so funny.

by The original Studly Hungwell September 13, 2025

Text stutter

When someone deliberately writes text in such a retarded unnecessary way to express their thoughts

retardeduser458234: "D-did he just do that? I...I can't believe someone would ever do that."
regularuser23455: "@retardeduser458234 Did you just text stutter on the internet? Are you retarded?"

by fencetape January 20, 2025

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later jagiya

-leeknow

shit the boys need me for the album I'll text u later JAGIYA 💜

by beomgyussandhanitizer_ January 29, 2025

The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Antykera Mechanism Are Scripts And The Yo-Yo Is HTML (Hyper Text Multiple Language Code): The First Juvenile Release; Hypertext Mark-up Language (Bipolar Type 1 《Angel Jose Robles》 Disorder: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Stop analyzing my texts so much

Someone who is secretly afraid of you or gay for you

Person 1: Stop analyzing my texts so much
Person 2: No lmao
Person 1: I want you to do me

by necgromancer March 1, 2025

tile texting

when you mostly text another individual from the bathroom for whatever reason. a many bathrooms have tiles. usually a close friend but can also be someone you are texting in secret.

I am convinced my boyfriend is tile texting some girl. in the bathroom for hours with his phone.

by tardilady March 4, 2025

Reading Between the Texts

Akin to the phrase “Reading between the lines” reading between the texts is a phrase used to describe the confusion of tone and implication in texting, especially with the member of preferred sex.

She texted me “Hey” but with 2 y’s. Maybe she thinks I’m cute, but I could be reading between the texts.

by Parabeetle March 9, 2025