Suck my dick

A very straightforward phrase describing a feeling of apathy and denial towards another person's thoughts or ideas. Although mostly used to express one's lack of care for some sort of argument, it occasionally is a literal command. In addition, it is one of the worst possible comebacks in the English language.
Example 1:

Gay Person: "Yo, I got 'x=3' for question 5."

Normal Person: "Dude, that's wrong. It equals 2."

Gay Person: "Suck my dick."

Normal Person: "I would rather not."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey, wanna suck my dick?"

Person 2: "...Jennifer, I think we should break up now."
by Sack of Nuts February 18, 2011
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Suck my ass

Is the term used to inform a member of the community to expose their mouth for the entry of another persons ANUS!!

This can be quite enjoyable and is used for sexual purposes in the western world, while it is widely used for torture in the eastern world

Their are a wide range of ass sucking techniques such as hairy jaw, poo gob and tutti face

It is important for people to remember please do not use these techniques, unless you are in the guidance of an experienced ass sucker.
Uhhhhhhhh suck my ass baby..................yeah that's right lick the poo out
by Rug Muncher August 02, 2013
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suck my ass

something i would be saying to the haters.
suck my ass billy, your a confused 14 year old.
by XD suck my ass October 16, 2014
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Love At First Suck

When a guy and a girl hook up the first time they ever meet and this results in a long term relationship.
(...2 weeks later...)

Dude: Wait, so you guys are going out now?
Boyfriend: Yeah man, her BJ was epic, it was love at first suck
by DEEVSDEVO November 10, 2010
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mojo suck

A person, place, thing, event, or situation that serves to deplete somebody's mojo.
"This dress code at work is a real mojo suck."

"Having to work late on a Friday night is a mojo suck."

"I have $4 in my wallet but the cheapest drink is $5. What a mojo suck."
by Brandonius Maximus Himself October 15, 2009
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Suck Pill

A more potent form of Chill Pill when something really sucks.
I know Kelly's boyfriend blew her off again tonight, but she needs to take a major Suck Pill!
by snachtigal December 26, 2008
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sucked up

To get caught by the police, fuzz, onetime, etc.
"Yo, we where all out on devils night throwing eggs at houses, all was well till Chris got sucked up.
by Rota412 January 27, 2015
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