Salad Bowl

The pre-flush remnants of a bowel movement when you have a vegetable-rich diet.

Someone left a salad bowl in the Men’s Room.

by Rich Markle May 14, 2022

salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.

Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.

by Farquard October 28, 2015

Spicy salad toss

The action of getting your Anus orally stimulated while simultaneously having alcohol spit into the rectum

Last night was crazy, I got drunk as fuck during a spicy salad toss

by Spicy salad tosser July 24, 2021

Croots Salad

A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.

Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.

"he is a croots salad"

by Urduja Lansaguin June 9, 2022

Salad

n. The vegetable bits between the cheeseburger patty and the bun.

Extra bacon, but hold the salad.

by MrLaheysEnabler October 11, 2021

Salad Boy

A homesexual vouyer and peeping tom. Is sometimes mistaken as a scot or vision of Lucifer disguised as Holstein milk cow. Can,be seen throwing gang signs around, a very short fat retarded boy named Damuelsaurus who isnt strictly a dick only gay boi like Salad Boy. They dont,do much in life until the stop ODing themselves by intravenous injection of pure black tar rooster jizz.

Hot woman:.. Look that guy has very small dirty penis..I bet hes a mudturtle.
Psycho Stalker: He'll naaaaa thats Salad Boy but he also,dresses up like a lizard and sucks penis.

by Sgt badmuthfer June 18, 2022

snoozer salad

To get your salad tossed whilst sleeping.

Peter was getting a snoozer salad after a long day at work.

by Kolden101 February 26, 2021