Dumb as rocks

Referring to someone that has no intelligence. No common sense. Someone who is just dumb, as rocks have no intelligence.

Neil: Dude you gotta check out this new car I got!!
Bob: What kind of car did you get??
Neil: A black one, it's awesome.
Bob: (thinks to himself; "this dude is dumb as rocks.")

by cpetkunas June 30, 2020

Rock Attack

The best movie series of all time. Primarily shown on google video, the series includes "Rock Attack!: Trouble in Omega 7" and "Rock Attack! 2: Babyface Rising". These are the only two films currently out though more are expected.

"Did you see Rock Attack! 2? It was fucking awesome!"

by Not Jeff March 25, 2007

Rock Chick.

Jonelle M P, is the definition of Rock Chick, knows every Band, goes to every concert, knows all her history of all the Bands.....she loves to Rock.

Jonelle is Rock Chick.

by Big Kev. September 10, 2011

Soft Rock

A comfortable music genre, Soft Rock music can make you feel good.

I like Soft Rock music.

by JulieFayePrice November 3, 2020

Rock matt

A slim and homosexual boy who insists upon the fact that he is strait and funny, though most know he is not, and he is really a faggot. Believed to be found at Rock University very often. He takes it up the ass much too often.

Dammit, we play Rock University today. There is sure to be a Rock matt at the game.

by Tuck fexas April 11, 2011

rock cough

Is the name given to a cough that develops after smoking crystal meth.

"By the sounds of that rock cough, I'd say you had a big one then?"

by dj shiva August 13, 2007

rock heart

1. n. A person usually with a heart wired into the cosmos through musical vibrations, beyond time, beyond space, beyond death.

2. v. Phrase usually said to a musician of talent and virtue by a special lady friend before a rock concert.
3. Name of the guitar playing Care Bear.

She's more than a brick house, she's a rock heart.
Rock Heart man!

Rock Heart Bear has the most groupies?

by eros@breaky February 6, 2010