9 inch pie

An insult because 9 inch pies are too small for normal people

Oh my god! You’re such a 9 inch pie!

by Soupqueen13 May 12, 2018

Southern Poon Pie

The warm and delicious pie that never lets you down. It is said to be the best pie in the South. Only one person knows the secret ingredients and she will never tell you what it is.

I sure could go for some Southern Poon Pie right now.

Yeah, that sounds damn good.

by Livmeister January 14, 2009

Georgia Mud Pie

When a man and woman are in the heat of the moment, the man ever so carefully defocates in a pie tin. Then, the woman bakes said pie, known as a Mud Pie, and proceeds to rub herself with the pie. To complete the act, the man then licks and laps the Mud Pie off of her. This commonly happens in Georgia, hence Georgia Mud Pie.

Last night, I shared a Georgia Mud Pie with your mother.

by Cold Grilled Cheese Steph April 30, 2011

cherry pie

Ite when u get shot in the face you get a cherry pie.

A.J. gave matthew a cherry pie.

by Dominic Bone February 26, 2005

Ice Cream Pie

An ice cream pie occurs when one partner takes a spoonful of ice cream and inserts said spoon into the other partners snatch. Rinse, watch, and repeat eating as hungry.

AKA: Labia Sundae, Ice Cream Cuntdae, Chunky Cunty.

"Dude, Matt totally gave that girl an ice cream pie last night; what a gentleman!"

"Wait, so he ate Chunky Munky out of her snatch? Now THAT is an ice cream pie!"

"I gave an ice cream pie to the Dairy Queen."

"I can never eat ice cream pie again."

by ThePiedPier December 21, 2009

Boston Pot Pie

The act of separating the vaginal lips of a female sexual partner and vomiting in the vagina. Usually committed after a long night of binge drinking in which vomiting may be induced from specific scents or movements.

Similar in style to the alabama hot pocket.

Yeah, I was really drunk last night. I took her home and ended up giving her a Boston Pot Pie...

by Hinkle March 23, 2008

Chocolate Clown Pie

Similar to the "Clown Pie", except you defecate in your hand and smash it in someone's face.

After visiting the gorilla house at the zoo, I came home with bits of chocolate clown pie on my face.

by Zoorba the Dumbass October 17, 2003