Nut-garita

A pair has some form of intercourse (sex, hand job etc.) and right before the man ejaculates, he dips his penis in lemon juice, then salt, and then ejaculates into the mouth of the other person. The semen, lemon juice and salt mix mimics a margarita.

Leah: Michael gave me a nut-garita last night.
Andre: did it taste any good?
Leah: not as salty as I expected, but the lemon juice burnt his dick.

by spiders&socks November 28, 2021

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Nut year

A term used to describe distance
It is determined by the ammount of nut you nut in a year, at the end of that year yoy have nutted a nut year and if you line up all the nut you have nutted in a line and measure it, that is how far the nut year is.

Nigga the fuck, why are you a fucking nut year away from me? You cum sack!

by Smexybritholyshkit October 18, 2018

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Nut tray

Any girl that you use only for sex. She doesn't mean anything to you, you just nut then leave. Nut trays tend to not be the most beautiful girls, because they are easier to smash then leave.

Friend 1: yo I need pussy, but none of these bitches that good bruh
Friend 2: fuck it, just get you a nut tray

by wakeandbakeandeatcake July 10, 2018

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Nut Coma

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.

Justine: Why didn’t you answer the door, it’s the pizza guy!

Dan: sorry honey, I was in a nut coma.

The post orgasmic state after a man has ejaculated and is relaxing in bliss.

by Richard Kessler January 11, 2018

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Nut Topping

The act of placing one's testicles firmly between someone else's breasts, or "topping" the breasts with the "nuts".

Person 1 - "I feel like our sex life has become repetitive, and I want to try something new "
Person 2 - "I've always wanted to try 'nut topping'. It sounds like it would be fun!"

by yak the snak March 19, 2017

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