road itch

noun; multiple scabs in genital area that makes one itch, while on the road.

"Wow Clayton, I think I have the road itch."

by xbrianx November 28, 2009

Road nut

Materbating while driving or standing stationary on the side of the road in your car.

Ary had to road nut on the highway after having eaten some pho!

by Kbnrba November 14, 2021

Road-lint

Traffic police. Particularly motorcycle cops see: white-elephant. Thus named because they appear out of nowhere and mess up your shit.

I just busted a platinum highchair down the highway, and now I've got road lint on my arse.

by Machiavelli Cheddars August 12, 2004

Road Shower

To spray Febreze Lysol or some room freshener on ones clothing quickly when one doesnt have time to shower.

guy 1: damn i gotta go on a date but i dont have time to shower!
guy 2: dude dont worry just road shower

by expertoneverything September 10, 2010

b road

A place where all the real niggas is from

Treesh: You from B road?
Me: Yea why
Treesh: Slap me out

by Rico Dinero April 03, 2019

Road bully

An aggressive driver, person that has propensity for road rage.

Everyone in this area is driving according to rules of the road & along comes that road bully; tailgating & cutting cars off!!

by Dr Dre' March 10, 2023

Road Pirate

A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.

I thought there was a cop behind me about to pull me over, but it was just a Road Pirate.

by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023