Fake News

Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.

'The earth is getting warm.'
'Fake news. Look, it's snowing in New York.'

by 512 GB April 25, 2020

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Fake news

When a 6 foot 5 man with grey blue eyes named George makes inaccurate comments and statements that he believes or tries to persuade are true but are in reality fake af. Or when said man tries to gaslight his girlfriend into thinking she’s making inaccurate statements or comments.

Fake news is associated with www.fakenews.George.usa.com

Honey how do you manage to be the sexiest man in the universe?

Babe you can’t say that it’s fake news

No it isn’t (shares UD definition of sexiest man in the universe)

by The universe_actually August 9, 2025

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Fake out gangster

A gangster who asks like real meat but isn’t he’ll set you up or snitch on you or rat you out next time he gets caught for a crime he shouldn’t have committed in the frist place

Even after years of loyal love I shown to that fool he turned out to be a fake out gangster and tryed to set me up all because things were saying hurt his ego, man where’s his pride

by Dadonn December 21, 2024

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Fake Fan

When somebody gets jealous because you met their fave and their broke to broke to meet them

Ugh he’s such a “fake fan”

by Daniels bae April 20, 2018

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Fake

A person who pretends to be your friend and is nice to your face but then to their other friends they talk shit about you and talks behind your back. Usually the person being fake calls the other person fake.

(Becca) “Heyyy bestfriend”

(Sonia) “Hey girl”

(Becca) “I don’t fucking like Sonia she fake”
(April) “let’s tell Dani and Kayla to jump her”

by Yo mans girl Sonia August 17, 2018

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