by Noah is so cool November 15, 2018

Noah is the most awful person you will ever meet, he is really annoying and unfunny. All his jokes are stolen, unfunny, and stupid. He is really really really ugly, I've seen toads better looking than him. He smells really bad, dog crap smells better than him. He seeks attention because he gets none at home. Noah is the worst person and he is a huge hypocrite, he can be sexist and sometimes racist and calls it "dark humor" Noah is a terrible person and deserves to be hated.
by The coolest 81 March 22, 2022

Noah is being Noah again...
by RISA_BOI November 7, 2019

Noah's can either be the hottest most beautiful looking strong men in the world, or some of the most violent and terroristic individuals on the skin of the Earth. On one hand, Noah's on the former half of the Noah-Spectrum are trusting, kind, unwilling to fail you and devoted to you and the rest of your future with him. On the other hand, Noah's on the latter half of the spectrum are also trusting and kind and unwilling to fail you but proceed to do so in aggressive and violent ways, settling disputes with his enemies with knuckle sandwiches and pipes to the cranium. If you stumble across this kind of Noah mid fight, expect him to immediately turn around and attack you as a result of him, in a similar manner to a cat, being unable to recognize what IS and ISN'T a threat. The former Noah's conduct themselves, keep things colorful but aren't afraid to tell you what's gonna happen when things don't go your way or his way. The latter's conduct is professional and keeps to themselves, only unleashing the rage within when they deem it necessary, but for this kind it's more often expulsed as a hyperactive, more joyous side that people fawn for. Either way, get a Noah in your life, the former will treat you like the lady you are and the latter will treat you with respect, animosity sometimes and a profound sense of love to you. But he'll probably end up biting you but then again you might enjoy it depending on "where" he bites~
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Noah at the basketball court today?
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!
by mugger3948 July 7, 2024

by thicccows1234 April 7, 2022

A sprinter from Florida that rose to prominence in the 200m. Is known for excessive showboating, that some may consider he is even worse than Bolt. Won World champs in 2023. Likes raisin bran crunch, money, and anime.
I think I'm going to double in Paris, but need to take a look in the mirror first because I'm Noah lyles.
by Redbilltherapist96 January 13, 2024

by plajvv16 September 24, 2022
