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Internet Granny

Like the usual grandma, but introduced to the internet and the good ol' fake news. They will attempt to share any type of scandalous/exotic information that have no base with any type of social interaction avaliable to them, this includes and is not limited to: family, friends, co-workers, relatives, pets, neighbors, the hobo on the porch, and so on.

And of course, they don't research about the information and completely trust the So-Legitimate-Joe with his thesis.
A: Dude, don't eat carrots! I've read that they can cause anal prolapse!
B: You're an absolute Internet Granny
by Bergkam April 28, 2020
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New Rules Of The Internet

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.
by You’reasimp June 12, 2021
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nappytime internets

Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).
Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"
by Mick Halo November 2, 2008
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Interneting

Video chatting, messaging, or in any way contacting someone over the internet.
Can you internet Tom?
I was interneting with Sam last night.
by sksbkfbsabfklasbka March 11, 2013
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Internet harpy

A person, usually a woman who solicits for sexual services on the internet, usually over mainstream messaging sites such as Facebook and SnapChat
dern internet harpy again! Third time this month
by Legitaussie 🇦🇺 December 12, 2021
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internet privacy

non-existent, thanks to google, oracle, Facebook, PayPal, Amazon, zoom, messenger, Oculus, Instagram, Twitch, youtube, and many many more other assholes out there.
person 1: I have internet privacy, I'm not being spied on... right?
person 2: you poor, poor soul...
by h3xed February 27, 2022
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Internet

A online site that is crazy for exploring including other people to meet online. Internet is a simple place we're you are able to look up any information that you need to help in your society
by Simpletasks February 16, 2019
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