mom thoughts

Noun; Achieved by wanking furiously at your mother's home and at climax, accidenatally thinking of mum. Later realizing, 'twas no accident.

Frank: Wtf is wrong dude?
Steve: I think I just had mom thoughts last night dude! OH SHIT!

by JustStopItPLEASE June 9, 2016

Nate's mom

Nate's mom is a MILF. She's even hotter than Stacey's mom. 10/10 would bang.

Person 1: Why did you go to Nate's house? I didn't think you liked him.

Person 2: I don't, I came to see Nate's mom.

by 726a April 30, 2016

Your mom!

used by teenage boys as an insult

You know what I was in last night? Your mom!

by baseballman69 September 8, 2016

Your mom

The "thing" that gets made fun of every 10 minutes.

You know who is "......"? Your mom!

by Real_Big_Cheese September 7, 2016

Mom Net

Getting cockblocked by your mother

"I was trying to get it on with Britney and my mom was like "John, chicken nuggets are ready!"." I got caught in a mom net.

by It's Juan August 19, 2016

Your Mom

"Your Mom" The word that 12 year olds tell you on Xbox While playing call of duty to Start some shit

Me:Why do you Keep fucking camping
Him Becuase Your Mom

by FreshhMemes December 30, 2016

greystone mom

middle aged women who have nothing better to do than live their life through their children. their favorite pastime is talking shit about children, & then denying it! some are believed to sexually satisfy themselves by ruining kids life's. they love to pretend they workout when really their sugar daddies just pay for liposuction. and those who can't pay for it, are just a bunch of fat, even more miserable, bitches who gave up. watch out kids Greystone moms dont just talk shit, they make it up too! haha

Her mom is a typical greystone mom, always talking about random kids shit that isn't her business.

by somedrunkwhore January 20, 2017