17th March

the best day in the world, such a balanced date 17/03.. orgasmic. Its Johns Birthday which makes sense cos he's perfect

John: my birthday is the 17th March
everyone: ahhhh thats why ur so perfect

by oxxkejk June 25, 2022

Colonel Boogie March

Saloon-sound ("boogie-woogie") version of "Theme from Bridge Over the River Kwai".

Jazz-band leader, addressing the saloon patrons over the PA system: "Okay, now we're gonna play the Colonel Boogie March; feel free to sing --- er, I mean **whistle** --- along. Okay, fellas --- an' a-one, an' a-two, an' a-three, an' a-four..."
Audience: "Wheestle --- whuh-whoo-whoo-WHEE-WHEE-whoooo... wheestle --- whuh-whee-whuh-whoo-whoo-whaahh... wheestle... whuh-whee-whuh-WHEE-whoh.... whuh-whee-whuh-whee-whuh, whuh-whee-whuh, whee-whoooooo...."

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

March 4th

Love yourself day!!!!

Kayla: oh it March 4th I don't really
love myself but I have to.

by Kayla Xbox February 8, 2022

March 6th

Bf/Gf with the letter of the first name starting with A C M and I get tickled to death by the Bf/Gf without the following letters starting in their name

Bruce: Guess what

Martha: What?
Bruce: today is March 6th

Martha: I'm confused

5 seconds later ( Martha gets tickled to death by Bruce)

R.I.P. Martha

by Broccoli heheh March 5, 2025

13th Of March

It's @hheizou appreciation day! Happy birthday Rin!
Go follow @hheizou on TikTok!

@Tastychilde: Hey, it's the 13th Of March! Let me go DM @hheizou!

by tastychilde June 5, 2022

March 17th

The national appreciation day for an amazing boy that deserves the world, and even more!

"Y'know it's March 17th!"
"Yeah what about it"

"We have to appreciate Ade!!"

by Acer3e March 16, 2022

March 16

Give someone a hug from behind, slap, or just ignore them for the day

1. *hugs* its march 16
2. *slaps* HEY, what was that for?! I dunno its march 16, duh
3. *march 17* Why didnt you talk to me yesterday?? :: it was march 16

by ima perfectlyfinehuman March 15, 2022