Alphalpha Male

An extremely rare mutation of the more commonly known Alpha male. The Alphapha male is named after the dorky Little Rascals character -- and plainly put: he is an overpowered Alpha male. He exhibits unfounded excessive confidence, yet dresses like he is still in the 2nd grade. Has a Buzz Lightyear backpack, but the effect on his peers is paradoxical -- he is so Chadlike he can make pocket protectors sexy. His hairstyle changes depending upon the whims of his cowlick(s).... you get the idea. Extremely inadequate social skills, & an almost non-existent ability to talk to women -- yet for some reason, every girl throws herself at him deploying every strategy under the sun to get into his riverwader awkwardly fitted late 90s denim. He emits pharamones that women notice immediately, turning them into wolverines all fighting to burrow down and gobble his musky treasures. As luck would have it, he's 9 times out of 10 either just too cool or too oblivious to notice.

Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.

"Well gee, Susan, is the sex good? It's gotta be right?"
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."

by AorticKamikaze April 11, 2024

Male

A animal that will either grow up mentally or physically (usually only the second one)

That male is still alive

by #Godlovesu April 19, 2024

Alvar male

"Alvar male" could be defined as a term used to describe a person named Alvar who embodies characteristics typically associated with an alpha male, such as confidence, assertiveness, and leadership qualities. This term could be used humorously or playfully to describe someone named Alvar who is seen as dominant or influential in a social or professional setting. But anyone could be referred to an Alvar male as long as a person named 'Alvar' is in the vicinity.

He is such an alvar male in difficult situations.
Alvar embodies the characteristics of a true alvar male.

by CHWRITER April 20, 2024

Skibidi Sigma Ohio male

A male who has level 5 gyatt and can rizz up ice spice in Ohio ultimate city.

I am a Skibidi Sigma Ohio male who will conquer ice spice level 5 gyatt city.

by Sigma Ohio Level 5 gyatter April 26, 2024

Mikkel male

A very handsome induvidual with very kissable lips. They are also very great at jumping, and can accomplish some intersting feats.

Wow look at that handsome Mikkel Male

by TomasEspedal123 April 26, 2024

skibidi toilet alpha male sigma ohio

all the cool kids are saying it in 2024

only sped kids say skibidi toilet alpha male sigma ohio

by angelo thesaurus April 26, 2024

sigma male

a term made up by 12 year old incels because they get no maidens. according to them a sigma is a person who hates woman by every means, homophobic transphobic and a racist joker. They won't accept current trends because it's "gay".

examples of "sigma" influencers include master oogwgay and speed mcqueen.

Words commonly used by the ligma community: "based, l, w, Chad, gigahcad, gay, women ☕, lgtvhd+, no gay, like my comment if you're not gay"

normal dude: yo look at this fit dawg
ligma: wtf bro that's gay not sigma male 👿
normal dude: fuck you

by alluainthim May 3, 2024