a flower liberal

Flower Liberal: A term used to describe individuals who adhere to liberal principles but distinguish themselves by their emphasis on seeking common ground with those they disagree with, including conservatives. They may draw inspiration from the peace and love ethos of 1960s and 70s hippie culture, reflecting this in their fashion and aesthetic choices. Additionally, flower liberals may entertain conspiracy theories, particularly those related to perceived threats to public health or intentional spreading of hate.

Amy is such a flower liberal she wants to love everybody even if disagree with her and she wears Flowers in her hair

by flowerliberal!!! April 6, 2024

The Shatue of Liberty

A cunning trick play design for American tackle football. The Quarterback lines up directly under center with a single running back in the pistol. When the quarterback calls the ‘snap’ the center proceeds to take a football-sized shit into the quarterback’s hands. The quarterback then drops back and throws an intentionally interceptable pass to the safety in the opposing backfield, as the center begins to run downfield with the football concealed in his trousers. If the play design goes as intended, the opposing defensive line bites for the fake and the secondary is taken into concussion protocol and later trauma counseling, resulting in a touchdown.

Quarterback in the huddle: “center, did you eat your fiber pills today?”

Center in the huddle: “yeah man I’m ready for The Shatue of Liberty.”

Quarterback at the line of scrimmage: “Poo 42! Poo 42! Set, hike!”

Center: *shits*

Opposing Safety: *intercepts decoy and screams incoherently*

by Brett Fahrt December 11, 2024

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories In Bemba: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Victims of Liberalism Memorial Foundation

An institution rooted in a radical critique of classical liberalism—the ideology prioritizing individual rights, private property, and limited government. It argues that liberalism's core tenets inherently produce victims by sanctifying inequality (through property rights), enabling exploitation under the guise of free contract, and dissolving communal bonds in favor of atomized individualism. It memorializes those sacrificed to the abstract gods of the market and negative liberty.

Victims of Liberalism Memorial Foundation *Example: An exhibit might trace the life of a 19th-century English peasant forced off communal land by Enclosure Acts (a liberal property-rights project), who then became a destitute urban factory worker with no social safety net ("liberated" from traditional supports), framing them as a classic Victim of Liberalism.*

by Dumu The Void February 5, 2026

Rationalization against Victims of Liberalism

The process of explaining away liberal society’s failures (deep inequality, democratic erosion) as results of insufficient liberalism (“not enough free markets,” “not enough democracy”), or as aberrations caused by external illiberal forces. The system’s logic is never wrong, only imperfectly applied.

Rationalization against Victims of Liberalism Example: “Our politics aren’t corrupt because of lobbying and dark money; it’s because we don’t have true campaign finance liberalism. More transparency and more speech will fix it.” This rationalization treats the systemic flaws as accidental, preserving faith in the original ideology by blaming its imperfect implementation.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Mediocre old liberal eccentric

( abbreviated mole): a mediocre old liberal and eccentric person that you meet on the street

The pro George Floyd crowd is mostly composed of mediocre old liberal eccentrics.

by Uncle Dimma March 31, 2026

Mediocre old liberal eccentric

Abbreviated m.o.l.e: a mediocre white old liberal eccentric person.

There was a mediocre old liberal eccentric of the white female persuasion who recently insulted Winsom Sears

by Uncle Dimma August 30, 2025