30 foot law

Be careful when checking girls out from over 30 feet

Dangerous act of calling a 'hot ass bitch' from over 30 feet away because she could be fucking gross as hell

17 yr old guy: Dude check out that ass over there
Friend: man thats my 13 year old brothers girlfriend.
Other Friend: Shit R. Kelly keep it in your pants

by G-Unit December 4, 2003

Brad Pitt's Law

If you ask a girl out on a specific day, and she declines without countering with a different day, it means she is not interested.

You: "I asked a girl out on saturday, but she said she was busy"
Friend: "Did she say when she would be available?"
You: "No, but she seemed busy, for sure."
Friend: "She's just not interested, it's Brad Pitt's Law."

by OV_Furious October 8, 2014

Pulling a Jordan Law

When a man gets a baseball bat and lubricates it enough so it can be inserted into another mans anus. This maneuver is named "the Jordan Law" after the first to do so.

Wow, Bob was "Pulling a Jordan Law" on Jim lasnight when Jims mom walked in on them!

by Gord Ritchie November 17, 2009

Father Time's Law

Time flies by when you're in a hurry; time slows down when you pay attention to it.

A: "When I drove home from work without gas it felt like forever as I hit every red light and go stuck behind every slow driver."
B: "You got busted by Father Time's Law."
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"I can break every law in the book, but one law that always gets me is Father Time's Law... Wish I had a time-travelling DeLorean..."

by Wolfcry January 11, 2014

International Driving Law

Gas, Cash, Or Ass.

Girl: "hey cutie, can you gimme a ride?"
Guy: "Well you know what the international driving law is, don't you?
Girl: "And just what is that?"
Guy: "gas, cash , or ass? hop in!"

by Lacking Remorse December 24, 2010

Natural Nature Law

The natural nature law governs everything under nature and deems anything that deviates from it not natural.

A bear will never cross paths with a gorilla in the wild because its against the natural nature law.

by PaprikaNASA November 5, 2021

The Law of Inverse Proximity

Someone living close to school/uni/work will always be later than someone living far away. The closer they live, the later they will arrive.

Lecturer: "John, how can you be late everyday? You live on campus!"
John: "It's the Law of Inverse Proximity, sir - I live so close it's physically impossible for me to get here on time!"

by tcadu vlacku June 3, 2011