The very minute reality gives you a slap in the face, for every dumb fuck you ever dated, or fell inlove with, for every asshole that broke your heart, for every wanna be man who claims he's the answer to your prayers, for everytime you gave your whole heart, for every lie you ever bought and for every second you ever wasted on just a worthless peice of shit, for every husband who's wives let them sleep around cause they cant keep up with their quote sex drive, for every breath wasted is an oop's moment.
Girl- Are you married?
Guy- Technically I am, but we've been talking divorce.
I could see myself spending the rest of my life with him
....dont buy into his lies, this is a trap.
if you have done this, it was an "Oops Moment"
Guy- Technically I am, but we've been talking divorce.
I could see myself spending the rest of my life with him
....dont buy into his lies, this is a trap.
if you have done this, it was an "Oops Moment"
by Reveng Seeker September 22, 2011
Get the Oops Momentmug. When someone, or a group, acts as though they are doing something amazing, or phenomenal, or "really meaningful" or important, when to everyone else they are just humiliating themselves.
Based on the characters in the movie, "Waiting for Guffman," or any of Christopher Guest's ensemble films.
Based on the characters in the movie, "Waiting for Guffman," or any of Christopher Guest's ensemble films.
My biggest Guffman Moment was in high school when I auditioned to be one of the male cheerleaders, while wearing a self-designed costume with puffy sleeves and gold lame' short shorts. At my 20th reunion, they were still teasing me about it.
At some point George Bush is going to realize that his whole life was a Guffman Moment.
At some point George Bush is going to realize that his whole life was a Guffman Moment.
by Sausalito Kid November 28, 2010
Get the Guffman Momentmug. by Y337 5p34k January 18, 2021
Get the Lochlan Momentmug. When spending minutes trying to find something that is most likely right infront of you or in you hand, on your head, etc.
I had a blind moment today when i was trying to find the butter at the dinner table for two minutes when i noticed it was right next to my plate.
by TimmmmBo slice May 18, 2010
Get the Blind Momentmug. by SpuddyPotato August 10, 2019
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by Jac_from_MKW November 4, 2020
Get the kiwimk7 momentmug. The term used to describe or refer to a moment (in a film, TV program or even life) that acts as a complication of sorts. That is, a point when the "plot thickens".
Derived from the use of cornflour as a thickening agent when making sauce/gravy/etc. Hence the term, 'Cornflour Moment'.
Derived from the use of cornflour as a thickening agent when making sauce/gravy/etc. Hence the term, 'Cornflour Moment'.
You're watching Alias and find out 'The man' is really Sydney's mother.
You say, to be smart-assy:
"And that, ladies and gentlemen, was what we like to call a Cornflour Moment.."
Or, more simply:
"Woah! Dude! Cornflour Moment!"
You say, to be smart-assy:
"And that, ladies and gentlemen, was what we like to call a Cornflour Moment.."
Or, more simply:
"Woah! Dude! Cornflour Moment!"
by Racho August 27, 2005
Get the Cornflour Momentmug.