mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by lilpine September 17, 2021

mud gapping

Mud Gapping - when a male is trying to tread water at the same time as keeping a ladies mind occupied this is now called Mud Gapping

"Nothing mud gapping with my derrière to be fair"

by XSaraJevoX December 7, 2016

red mud

when you pop a hemorrhoid while having diarrhea and it’s a mix of red and brown

jake: dude i popped a hemmy last night, had me a red mud water fall

by e. honda’s jock strap February 13, 2022

Alabama Family Mud Puddle

the typical shape of an incestuous family tree

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.

by SovietKGB November 25, 2017

White Mud

The act of ejaculating on the ground getting your partner to step in it then suck it off their toes

Man - how was last night with that hoe

Friend - so good. Got some of that white mud action

by Hugh jnutz November 9, 2021

Mud Pancake

The act of of forcing a woman who is riding you, To take a dump on your bellybutton and stomp on it with her ass cheek until it looks like a pancake

last night i made laura give me a mud pancake, it was awesome!

by bleachkool May 6, 2024

Louisiana Mud Cloud

When you stick your ass out of a plane mid flight and drop a fat poo

Oh no! Little Timmy just got hit by a Louisiana Mud Cloud!

by acheekyfookincoon December 14, 2024