Polynesian Tug-of-War

The Polynesian Tug-of-War is performed by tucking both of a man's balls inside his rectum before sitting on his face on top of a piano.

The rectum holds the balls quite firmly, so he will be playing tug of war with his own butthole trying to get his nuts out.

"Bro, my Tinder date last night gave me a Polynesian Tug-of-War lady night, and it was incredible!"

by Oxide9 March 9, 2022

Japanese War Chariot

A Japanese car produced/made 1999 or prior, the car generally resembles the great Yamato Battleship in its presence on the road, This is due to a number of things such as size, aggressive appearance or beefy appearance, history or even mystery. The car is usually unnecessarily long and wide, it could also be described as a presidential / imperialistic limo who's presence on the road could also make you feel uncomfortable. Don't be fooled though these weapons of mass destruction usually have the finest engines to be produced out of Japan and will eat your euro piece of shit for breakfast lunch and dinner.

Guy 1: "Woah! did you see that 1998 Toyota Crown drive past"

Guy 2: "Yeah I did, It's a bit of a Japanese War Chariot"

by H4RSH October 16, 2021

Star Wars Syndrome

This is a condition that many sequels suffer after being overhyped and underproducing. These sequels usually follow behind very decorated firsts.

Star Wars: Episodes I and II, The Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions, Quake 2, and Land Before Time

by Spazz November 21, 2003

Spanish-American War

A war that took place in 1898 where the United States totally owned ass, taking over colonies that used to belong to Spain. Can be used to describe a minor conflict between an American and someone of some sort of Spanish descent.

Yo, me an' dat bitch are having a Spanish-American War.

by Sizzila October 12, 2005

Mexican-American War

In 1847, the United States invaded Mexico. This was the Mexican-American War. About it, Ulysses S. Grant said:"...I do not think there was ever a more wicked war than that waged by the United States on Mexico. I had a horror of the Mexican War, and I have always believed that it was on our part most unjust. The wickedness was not in the way our soldiers conducted it, but in the conduct of our government in declaring war. We had no claim on Mexico. Texas had no claim beyond the Nueces River, and yet we pushed on to the Rio Grande and crossed it. I am always ashamed of my country when I think of that invasion."
Here is a footnoted statement from Wikipedia:'A month before the end of the war, Polk was criticized in a United States House of Representatives amendment to a bill praising Major General Zachary Taylor for "a war unnecessarily and unconstitutionally begun by the President of the United States". This criticism, in which Congressman Abraham Lincoln played an important role with his Spot Resolutions, followed congressional scrutiny of the war's beginnings, including factual challenges to claims made by President Polk.' Footnotes: Congressional Globe, 30th Session (1848) pp.93-95
House Journal, 30th Session (1848) pp.183-184

As a member of the House of Representatives, Abraham Lincoln opposed the Mexican-American War.

by Richard Locke Peterson March 16, 2009

world war II

Nobody ever claimed WWII was won soley by the Americans, you stupid British nits, so shut your traps.

Bush-haters seem to debunk every accomplishment America ever made, including help win World War II

by Uncle Sam bitches May 17, 2006

Mafia Wars Whore

A person who is addicted to Mafia Wars, and they have it on Myspace, Facebook, and even the application for the iPod Touch. They are usually around level 100 after four months of playing. These people have well over 125 people in their mafia.

Man 1: Dude, why haven't you answered any of my calls?

Man 2: Oh sorry, I've been playing Mafia Wars a little too much.

Man 1: You are such a Mafia Wars Whore

by HowlandNotTooCool October 5, 2009