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Goat

Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccitini
by clarosj July 3, 2023
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Goat

by D1TomacGlazer January 13, 2025
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brown goat cheese

When your fucking a goat in the ass and you bust a nut and that shit comes spilling out.
"i fucked that goat, helga, so hard she squirted brown goat cheese"
by Green lagoon August 12, 2017
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Goats

Weird animals that fall over whenever they get scared.
"Hey why did that guy fall over?" "He is a goat idiot. Goats fall over all the time."
by Stop. Get Some Help! November 28, 2019
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Throat Goat

Someone by the name of Andrew Malone who can throat 2 whole glizzies in under 4 bites
God damn! that man just downed two franks like Andrew Malone back in ‘21… What a throat goat
by Alheix May 9, 2022
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secret goat

The Secret Goat is a PvP strategy utilized by the Druid class in World of Warcraft. It involves hiding their temporary goat mount during the Bareback Brawl world quest, by abusing the Flight Form mechanics.

Using this deceptive strategy, everyone will think the Druid is just a harmless bird, and seconds later transform into a big, angry and fat owl, shooting lasers while being mounted in a goat.

Several organizations have already asked Blizzard Entertainment for a immediate fix to this situation, because goats are a serious menace and even more so if they're hidden.
Look Glen, I have a secret goat for you!
by Dav Glen May 7, 2017
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Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.
What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.
by UnfoldedSpearmint December 2, 2024
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