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Jared’s girlfriend

Jared’s girlfriend is a fucking weirdo. She looks like shrek or something and absolutely nobody likes them. She smells really bad and everyone talks about it behind her back. Jared feels bad but he kind of likes it
Is that Jared’s girlfriend

Oh fuck yeah it is hide. Can she just fuck off
by J123345 March 4, 2025
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National kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day

March 11 Is national kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day
National kick your girlfriend in the nuts day”
by Uemm March 5, 2025
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March 15th is give your girlfriend a hoodie day. Boys, hand em over.
Boyfriend: Hey, here's my hoodie
Girlfriend: Aww thank you! But why
Boyfriend: it's give your girlfriend a hoodie day!
by Iamnotaswiftie7642 March 11, 2025
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Perfect sexy gorgeous girlfriend

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Lleneay reynardbay is the most perfect sexy gorgeous girlfriend.
by Hloecay urtonbay May 28, 2025
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National Beat Yo Girlfriend Day

Dont forget about National Beat Yo Girlfriend Day on July 28th beat tf outta her bro
by Dracccc July 24, 2025
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National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
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National hold hands with your girlfriend day

Finally it’s your chance for newbies hold hands with your crush on December 9-10!❤️
Boyfriend:Give me your hand🖤lets hold hands with you it’s national hold hands with your girlfriend day
Girl friend:okay💖
*Holds hands💓
by Yo mom may December 7, 2019
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