Jizz Cat

An adjective used contextually with tone and timbre to indicate someone either very cool or ironically uncool.

Chloe: "I met your friend Mike last night."
Mark: "Yeah, that guy is a real jizz cat!"

Cate: "Uh...that creepy French guy tried to get with me last night."
Abbey: "Yeah, that guy was a real jizz cat."

by Pedro Papadoupoulos February 4, 2010

clever cat

A cool and hip alliteration to describe the cleverness of a person. It may also be used sarcastically when someone does something insanely idiotic.

Person 1: Jimmy disproved the theory of gravity!
Person 2: He's one clever cat!

by TiredofTyranny December 31, 2012

cat snowman

Cat snowmans are godly if you ever are in the presence of a cat snowman you should be honored cat snowman’s are very rare if you ever see one you should take a picture

Do you want to build a cat snowman

by Oh my cats December 22, 2017

Mango Cat

Mango cat is a popular Instagram artist best known for her smooth animation style. She is also the future overlord of heaven and hell and will rule this dimension with an iron fist. She is also very kind, caring, and beautiful.

“Mango cat is my favorite artist”
“Mango cat left mangoes under my Christmas tree last night”
“Mango cat took over the government”

by Anon 3598 October 8, 2019

cat stank

When a cat hits a toy and hit with force

Man jeoffery (cat) put some cat stank on that toy

by 20beanfarts April 22, 2018

cat scratcher

A cat scratcher is a slightly younger man who pursues attractive cougars.

My cougar needed a late night cat scratcher, so I drove over in the rain and got my brains fucked out.

by Jenniecat March 21, 2016

Cat-owl

A cat that can turn his/her head like an owl

The cat-owl is turned his head away, but his body is facing towards me.

by Mystery Fox 57 June 26, 2019