welcome to free hermit crab

a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window

guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right

by mcficker January 1, 2019

Gun-Free Safe-Zone

Gun-Free Safe-Zone: /ɡən/-/frē/ /sāf/-/zōn/

noun

An area or stretch of land having little to no weapons opening it up as a free fire and open target area with little to no resistance. "an open season pedestrian safe zone"

The pedestrians were easy targets in the gun-free safe-zone.

by RDaneel October 12, 2019

free the shopping cart coin

For a man, the act of inserting his own penis into his anus. For most of them, it's would be satisfying to do, but there's a tiny lack of length, so they use another "shopping cart unlocker", a friend's one for example.

Oh god I wish I could free the shopping cart coin alone...

by Fan2Definitions October 5, 2019

Fortnite free skin noob

A guy who only has free skins

Rundong is a fortnite free skin noob? lol, such a noob and bot.

by arandomfortnitecoolkid August 26, 2023

Freeing up cap space

A basketball reference, describing the act of dumping a side chick to make room for a new hoe. Often used when the salary-cap is hit. It is often recommended to free up some cap space before taking on a big contract

Andrew: This new girl in my class is fine as fuck. That's a big contract.freeing up cap space is a must, so I can afford that. I don't want to risk hitting the luxury tax.

by BigThing69 October 30, 2019

Free Car Wash Day

when it rains, and your car is outside, you get a free crappy carwash!

"Oh man! I didn't know it was going to be Free Car Wash Day today!... I would have parked my car inside!"

by alienattack April 21, 2009

National free head day

Any woman must give you head for free.

“Hey it’s national free head day”
“Yeah get on your knees”

by Bobbyab3223 October 14, 2019