Bates face

When some creep or weirdo stares at you so intently, just like Norman Bates from the movie Psycho, they are giving you a Bates face.

"Did you just see that weirdo give me a Bates face?"

"Stop staring at me with your Bates face, it's creeping me out!"

by KellyJane May 24, 2013

nuts in the face

Crazy. Insane. Difficult to believe.

Employee: "Hey, did you hear that Alice is bangin' the boss. She's 8 months pregnant for crying out loud!

Co-worker: "Wow! That's nuts in the face!"

by cowpattybill November 15, 2019

Fagart face

Someone with a chubby , cherubic face that looks as though someone might have passed gas either too close or directly into their applied lips .

That fat chick wouldn’t have been that bad a porkaloader except she was a fagart face too.

by Davedale July 14, 2019

face of blythe

An expression of extreme disgust or dislike that involves contorting the face and turning away from the cause.

Upon sipping the rich Imperial Porter, Paul could not help but make the face of Blythe as he ejaculated "that tastes like war crime evidence".

by mackyaj May 31, 2018

Face Stuffing

When you literally get all the cum from your nuts and sploge it in yo girls mouth and make her choke

Me and samantha were face stuffing last night

by Deadracc March 22, 2020

face-place

Seeing a familiar-looking person and trying, often in vain, to recollect where and when one had met him/her.

Hey, that girl who just walked past us looks familiar. I'm trying my darndest to face-place her.

by Oh well! April 27, 2011

clam faced

When you get done eating your girl out and she came on your face

Chris - What is on your face Paul? It looks like you got clam faced.
Paul - Well I just ate the boss out 5 minutes ago. She was extra horny today so I had to do it early today.

by Clamer August 4, 2017