GoT douche

That annoying friend who won't stop talking about Game of Thrones, even though you haven't seen a single episode and couldn't give a shit about it.
Usually tries to make you feel like an idiot of not watching.

"You talk to Frank lately?"
"No, He's too much of a GoT douche."

by CaffeineDruid May 19, 2019

snoot douche

A neti pot or Nävage; nasal irrigation system

You sound so congested. Why don't you go give yourself a snoot douche?

by CookieNazi October 30, 2020

Douche-centage

Percent of douche in an area. Typically used to describe a high percentage.

Example
Jeff: Are you guys thinking about going to Rehab at the Hard Rock?

Scott: Probably not, usually there is too high of a douche-centage there.

by S-M-R May 24, 2010

douche swaggled

When someone has been screwed over or ripped off.

Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.

by part time chef February 9, 2014

Douche-Wagon

Like a Douche-Canoe but for land.

Dude you're a fucking Douche-Wagon.

by BigBootyButtBalls June 12, 2017

Douche Bag

A feminine product used for cleaning out the female vagina.

Also slang that means something closely related to asshole or shitface.

Why'd you poo on my jacket you douche bag?!

Jenny, my pussy is dirty can you get me my douche bag?

by tookis April 5, 2010

Urban douche

Someone that tries to create a definition for their name or their girlfriend's / boyfriend's name. The definition typically consists of calling themselves or their significant other the most beautiful or handsome person in the world.

Person 1: Stephen submitted a definition for his own name that talks about how cool he is.

Person 2: What an Urban douche!

by Kevin the Hun March 6, 2020