Dirty Vessel

When you take a shit in a ships water supply.

Some fat greaseball whore dirty vesseled your boat, by the way.

by Mothamilka July 7, 2010

dirty crocodile

A crocodile that doesn't clean up after itself

My friend offered to show me his dirty crocodile, but I wasn't sure what it was so I ran away. Now, I am on urban dictionary realizing my fear was irrational.

by erockefeller October 2, 2020

Dirty Paco

When a dog dry humps you

Eric was given a dirty paco as he stood against the wall

by P+E=<3 April 3, 2015

dirty javin

When you stick your big ass nose in a bitches asshole and she farts

“I gave my wife the dirty javin after Taco Bell, and now she wants it every night.”

by Wardy III April 18, 2020

dirty todoroki

Having sex with a tea kettle

Hey you know where my tea kettle at?
In my dick

So you doing a dirty todoroki

by Bored69idk August 24, 2021

dirty pastry

What someone becomes in between the point of cleaning themselves and being ejaculated in. They are often referred to as a "cream filled (insert name here)"

"Yeah last night we were having sex and I turned Ruby into a dirty pastry"

by Alizarden July 16, 2016

Dirty Solberg

The act of inappropriately touching fried chicken in various ways that don't look acceptable to the average chicken eater, and then taking the fried skin off and rubbing it all over your body.

Dude, i brought KFC home today, and my brother was doing a dirty solberg!

by ktg1007 May 14, 2011