Cherry bakewell

An adjective for something thats really nice but you only really want it like once a year

“I like bananas but for me theyre like a cherry bakewell thing, yknow?”

by Rainbowfartblaster January 15, 2026

The Benjamin Cherry

an act of sexual intercourse where a cuck eats the cherry out of the bulls asshole, causing a severe and rough prolapse, inevitably causing blood to gush out of the hole. Once the cuck eats the cherry, he'll wait 2 hours to shit it out back into the bulls asshole, where the cucks wife eats it out and repeats the process.

hey dude, want to go perform The Benjamin Cherry with me?

by vetoveto1 January 15, 2026

All Facts Are Cherry-Pickable

The cynical but often accurate observation that for any complex issue, a person can selectively present isolated data points ("cherry-picked" facts) to construct a compelling but deeply misleading narrative that supports their pre-existing bias. This isn't a claim that all facts are false, but that their power comes from context and omission. A single statistic, a lone study, or an individual anecdote can be wielded as a definitive "truth-totem" while ignoring the vast forest of contradictory evidence surrounding it. In the information age, data isn't power; curation is.

Example: A climate change denier points to a single cold day in July and declares, "See? No global warming! All facts are cherry-pickable." They've plucked one irrelevant data point from a planet-sized dataset of rising temperatures, using a "fact" to fabricate a falsehood. It's the weaponization of the technically-true to obscure the actually-true.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Theory of All Facts Are Cherry-Pickable

The formal sociological and epistemological principle that because human knowledge is vast and fragmented, and because all narratives require selection, any political, ideological, or marketing campaign can and will build its case on a foundation of carefully chosen, verifiable facts. The theory states that the battle is never over "facts vs. lies," but over which curated subset of facts achieves cultural dominance and gets woven into the accepted story. Truth becomes a matter of narrative victory, not just verification.

Example: The Theory of All Facts Are Cherry-Pickable explains how two historians can both use authentic archives to "prove" diametrically opposed views of an empire—one highlighting its architectural achievements (cherry-picked facts of grandeur), the other its slave ledgers (cherry-picked facts of brutality). Both are factual, but the chosen narrative defines the "truth."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 4, 2026

Cherry

The sweetest, kindest, purest, cutest, smartest, nicest, and most gorgeous girl ever! Cherry is a short girl who can catch your attention in an instant. Cherry doesn't appear in many people's lives, so if she does appear in your life, make sure she is safe, happy, and loved.

Cherry is so beautiful.

Cherry has cute and vibrant eyes.

Everyone loves Cherry.

Cherry is the love of my life.

by One of many who loves Cherry February 4, 2026