coughy cake

(noun) Poop that is accidentally released while coughing.
(verb) To accidentally cough out a poop.

That emphysemic grandpa keeps treating everybody to coughy cake.
Dude, I gotta get over this cold; I'm coughy caking every five minutes at my desk.

by Horrorfyre October 31, 2013

Cake Nazi

A person or business that denies service to another person based on preconceived notions or personal religious beliefs. Extra douche points are awarded to the Cake Nazi if they in fact discriminate indiscriminately, i.e. they are happy to take money from anyone in their restaurant but won't cater specifically to a gay wedding; or won't bake a cake for a Muslim's wedding but will for a Christian's wedding even if it is a different denomination of church than theirs'.

"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my rainbow icing."

"Icing, two dollars extra."
"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free icing."

"You want icing?"
"Yes, please."

"Three dollars!"
"What?"

"No cake for you!"
DAMN CAKE NAZI.

by JesusDiedForCake April 8, 2015

cake pasta

Crappy way of pronouncing Spanish term "que pasa"

Person 1: cake pasta?

Person 2: not much Hbu?

by That Mexican kid May 11, 2015

Pound Cake

1:The act of having sex with someone and then proceeding to jizz on them and rub it all over them making them look like a pound cake

"Didn't you enjoy that pound cake?"
"STFU Richard!"

by "troy" October 19, 2016

Cutting cake

When you pull up a girl's panties (while she's wearing them) to the point where it splits her vagina in half

I was cutting cake at the 7 year old's birthday party

by Dummy thick September 16, 2019

Finger Cake

A sweet juicy delicatessen fresh off the thighs and booty of your lady!

I really like to grab onto her finger cake when sexing her.

by Brennavic February 7, 2020

Moffie cake

A guy who wears tight jeans and sticks his chest out and has a small dick.

Uzair is such a moffie cake.

by R.S. A June 20, 2020