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Sped Attack

A sped attack is a sped person (retard) just having an attack init
Max is having a sped attack
by Ron0120 December 8, 2023
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Jack Attack

When a man love bombs and suffocates u with his love .. over texting
“he texted me 12 times he’s really jack attacking me”
by haiakxkskakdi August 7, 2024
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Matrix Attack

Is it? Is it that?
Hym "Is it another
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
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Russian Attack Helicopter

Damn bro, ur gender is a russian attack helicopter!? nahhhhh :skull:
by Russian Attack Helicopter August 26, 2024
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Dark attack

Having a sudden and often unexpected hit of depression, resentment, bitterness, anger and other negative thoughts and emotions
- Why is Asbjorn suddenly sitting alone and quiet in the corner over there?
- Oh, he's only having a dark attack. As I was saying (...)
by Onomatopoetikon March 17, 2024
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Pianic Attack

A panic attack you get at a piano recital after your mom beats you for not playing the piano perfectly
I messed up at my piano recital and had a pianic attack
by DearMunter420 April 6, 2024
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Zach Attack

:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally
Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman
by Lil TeddyBear April 30, 2024
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