I'm A Real American

Hulk Hogan's theme tune

I'm a Real American,
Fight for the rights of every men,
I'm a Real American,
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

by Mister Ignorant May 11, 2004

American Pi Day

March 14th. It's American Pi Day because of the way dates are written in in the American style, with the month preceding the day. In countries that write the day preceding the month, Pi Day is more properly celebrated on 22nd of July.

Albert Einstein was born on March 14th. He had to move to America in the 1930s in order to take advantage of it being American Pi Day there.

by DrEnglish March 14, 2010

American Basketball Association

A basketball league that existed from 1967 through 1976 until eventually merging with the National Basketball Association or NBA. The American Basketball Association is where the three point shot and slam dunk contest began. Dr. J, Moses Malone, Artis Gilmore, Dan Issel and other great players played in the ABA for teams such as the Denver Nuggets, Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, New York Nets, Kentucky Colonels, Virginia Squires, Utah Stars, Spirits of St. Louis, San Diego Conquistadors, Oakland Oaks and others. The afro hairstyle was very common in the ABA. The ABA used a red, white and blue ball. Teams from the ABA and NBA played several games against each other and the ABA teams usually won those games. The ABA ceased to exist when it merged with the NBA in 1976.

The American Basketball Association was cooler, and featured better basketball, than the NBA and even college basketball.

by PMax February 23, 2008

Tri-City Americans

A semi-pro hockey team based out of the Tri-Cities, Washington. The "Americans" are 99.9% made up of Canadian players. One of their main rivals are the Spokane Chiefs. The Tri-City Americans play at the Toyota Center in Kennewick, Washington.

Person 1: "Hockey tonight?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah! I want me some Tri-City Americans!"

Person 1: "You mean Canadians?"

Person 2: "Eh?"

by Jenny Q April 19, 2008

american basketball

American basketball consists of tall white and black people in other words have fun getting mushroom stamped in the face by USA you fucking Russians

I love American basketball they say Americans jump so high you get a mouth full of dick

by The biggest man alive October 4, 2016

american aquarium drinker

Used in the Wilco song I Am Trying To Break Your Heart. Jeff Tweedy is saying that he is a heavy drinker. A figure of speech meaning he drinks as much as an aquarium could hold.

Apple Picker - "I get drunk so easily, I am definitely not an american aquarium drinker."

american aquarium drinker

by LEXIWORLD October 2, 2008

north american union

a really, really bad idea.

bush: hey harper, my country is failing, let's make a superpower and call it the north american union.

harper: cool, let's just not tell anyone.

by thundermoose October 27, 2007